If you like Thai food at its best
go to soi twelve and bring a guest
whatever you choose
pork, fowl or mongoose
will pass the most rigorous test
But besides this food cooked in heaven
served daily from noon till eleven
this place also sells
all kinds of FLs
in
sizes from zero to seven
Khun Meechai, the C & C's boss
apparently never at a loss
to teach birth control
to any old soul
in ways always fine, never gross.
Prophylactics,
he says, is one way
to teach that it just does not pay
to have intercourse
with good girls or whores
unprotected it could cause dismay.
Vasectomies
are his big thing.
free of charge, guaranteed without sting.
knife, scissors or clip
it's only a snip
for an ever-after trouble-free fling.
If pregnancy is your big worry
cease all sex and feel ever so sorry
though you can help yourself
or run to soi twelve
and do tell Khun Meechai your story
